Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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