he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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