My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we're making bets on your personal life
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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