There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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