About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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