Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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