She said her name was "party"
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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