This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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