i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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