how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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