Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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