whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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