I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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