are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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