i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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