I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
