someone threw a dead crab at me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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