If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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