matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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