I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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