I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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