I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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