idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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