Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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