now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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