I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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