Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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