Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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