She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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