ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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