so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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