Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
handjob tips. give me some.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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