You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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