Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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