so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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