I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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