I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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