no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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