I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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