YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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