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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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