ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They should really pass out barf bags in church
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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