i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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