you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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