I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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