Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend