omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.