its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.