I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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