I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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