i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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