Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Do I have a choice?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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