I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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