Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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