I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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