Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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